Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.”

Lance: What do spiders eat with hamburgers?
James: I haven’t a clue.
Lance: French flies.

Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want anything on my burger,” Tom said plainly.

Kaisho: How do you get a robot mad?
Sam: Beats me.
Kaisho: By pushing his buttons!